Welp tonight I played soccer after class and ended up at Shwarma, my favorite Greek bar in Ecuador. After meeting a fun group from Esmeraldas (the coast), I hung out with an Ecuadorian soccer player who plays at KU and a guy whose dad is a somebody in Ecuador. I wasn't sure whether this was the truth until we drove around in his bulletproof lexus. We went the wrong way down a one way street and had to bribe the cop with $20 to let us go. He invited me to his gym to practice MMA tomorrow so we'll see if he pulls through. Vamos a ver.

American Purchasing Power

I may have funded this super fun party for the Ecuadorian Policia

"Kemosabi, Jump on it, Jump on it, Jump on it"